Funny things to say in your bio

Anyone who stands out on Instagram for a specific skill, hobby, interest, or profession, has a bio that perfectly mirrors exactly what they do in the world, while still adding personality to their little corner of the internet.

What would my ideal follower look like, and what are they interested in? How do I sum myself and my goals and my personality up in characters?

With the added bit of personality, whether it is funny or simply just a fact about yourself, you personalize the account and make people smile, which is something you should never take for granted on the internet. People want to follow someone who is down to earth, and being quirky in your bio helps for you to get that across.

We scoured the internet and found a various array of one liners that both intrigued us and made us laugh. Putting one of these in your bio is guaranteed to amp it up.

Kind of a good samaritan, terrible athlete, but extremely blessed in the napping skills department. How we live our life is far more important than how we say we live our life. Stand up straight, wear a crown and always be sweet on the inside. Living one day at a time, with a fresh baked cookie.

And with a coffee. And maybe some chocolate.

But I promise to take my vitamins. Knowledge is like underwear, important to have, but not necessary to show off. Today I will be as useless as letter g in lasagna.

January Nelson is a writer, editor, dreamer, and occasional exotic dancer. Her work has appeared on Facebook, A new Thought Catalog series exploring our connection to each other, our food, and where it comes from.

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However, we know how difficult it is to come up clever bios, so we compiled a list of our favorite quotes and amusing statements in order to help you up your social media game and take over the insta world. January Nelson January Nelson is a writer, editor, dreamer, and occasional exotic dancer. More From Thought Catalog.

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